Ruining a Country's Hard Work

I've slept in enough classes to know that the most dangerous time is when everybody else gets up to leave. The VP, apparently, didn't know this and was left sitting there by Don Rumsfeld after a briefing with President Bush and President Hu. His staff insists he was reading notes. At least have the presence of mind to put a pencil in your hand before going to sleep. That's what I did... In Don Rumsfeld's defense, the last guy that startled Mr. Cheney got a face full of birdshot.

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Dick Cheney