Earlier today at a campaign appearance, God smote George Allen for being, "a racist twit with an anger problem."
According to eye witnesses, storm clouds gathered, there was a rumble of thunder, a deep voice condemning the Republican Senator from Virginia, and bright flash of light. When the spectators, some of whom had been knocked to the ground, looked up at the podium, Allen was gone.
God was unavailable for comment.
Snark George Allen
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