Karr DNA Not A Match!!

In what promises to be the biggest story of the day (if not the week) we learn that all-around creepazoid John Mark Karr's DNA does not match that found at the crime scene in the Ramsey House.

A look at other news that will be displaced so that you, the media consumer, can hear endless talking heads examine the implications of that piece of information:

• One year after Katrina and New Orleans is still a mess. Ernesto is bearing down on Florida.
  
• Two Iraqi divisions have refused deployment in Iraq. "They stand up, we stand down" not sounding so good anymore...
• John McCain would go back to Bob Jones University - but will declare himself a 'moderate' anyway.
• Terror attacks in Turkey kill three and wound nearly 50 in three separate bombings by Kurdish separatists.
  
• 50 people are dead in Iraq after a bomb blast blew holes in the Iraqi Prime Minister's claims that violence was decreasing. Also: 34 killed and 70 wounded in gun battles, and 16 people were killed, 47 wounded by a car bomb.
  
• All this, plus more because Shi'ite militias are fighting Iraqi security forces. "There is no civil war, there is no civil war!" If you say so...
• Iran is continuing to develop a nuclear weapon.
• Five U.S. servicemen were killed in Iraq.
• 17 people were killed in Afghanistan.

But, you know, those things aren't that important. If past experience is any indicator, this post will get more hits than any other post today. Probably more than all the others combined...

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