Actual Headline

At the Washington Post:

U.S. Warns Russia to Act More Like A Democracy.

You know, like us.

Talk a big game about freedom and democracy but wiretap your own citizens without warrant of judicial review. And throw people that disagree with you off public property when you speak there. And call the opposition party traitors. Throw people in jail for life without trial or counsel. Take away freedoms in the name of security. And for God's sake, start wars! Lie if you feel you need to.