3, 2, 1, - Happy New Year!

The world is 6009 years old today - at least according to the Ussher-Lightfoot Calendar.

Make sure you ask any Creationist you know why Hallmark doens't make a card for the occasion. Better yet, tell James Dobson to boycott Hallmark because they don't have a Ussher-Lightfood Day Card.

Or not.