He Contorts, You Deride

We all knew it was coming but the Decider in Chief has been told that his decision is that Tony Snow is the new Press Secretary.

Like everybody else in the G.W. Bush White House, Josh Bolten's pick to replace Scott McClellan worked in the G.H.W. Bush administration.

It just goes to show you that once you get used to Daddy bailing you out off all the tough spots in life...

And now, in tribute, a song. Sung to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman'

Tony the Snowman, was a Right-Wing, FoxNews shill,

For the G.O.P. and for Dick Cheney, it's enough to make you ill.

Tony the Snowman, used to work for Daddy too.

He was helpful then, but Bush needs him when he could use a point or two.

There hoping for some magic in that old slick hack they found,

For when they placed him at the mic, he began to dance around!

Oh, Tony, the Snowman, was as slick as he could be;

and the press all say he could lie his way,

out of anything, you'll see!

Trickery trick, trick, Trickery trick, trick,

look at Tony go.

Trickery trick, trick, Trickery trick, trick,

For the Pres you know!.

Tony Snow George W. Bush