Bwuhh?

"Judge Won't Overturn Dancing Restriction"

Wing-nutty village in the sticks? Rural county in fly over country? Down absolutely desperate for a visit from Kevin Bacon? Nope.

New. York. City.

I would just laugh except that the ruling said that "dance" is not a constitutionally protected form of free expression. That's kinda scary. If I walk funny and the police don't like it, can they charge me with dancing without a license and haul me off to jail?